📢 LIVE
🛢️ CRUDE OIL: $142.30 ▲ +18%
⛽ GAS AVG: $6.89/gal ▲▲
🚢 HORMUZ TRAFFIC: HALTED ⛔
🇮🇷 IRAN: "Just fishing nets, trust us" 🐟
💸 YOUR MORTGAGE: SCREWED ▲▲▲
🐪 SAUDI ARABIA: Buying yacht #47 ▲
🛡️ 5TH FLEET: SWEATING
🏦 OPEC: "Very concerned" 😂
🥺 RESERVES: Already empty lol
🛢️ CRUDE OIL: $142.30 ▲ +18%
⛽ GAS AVG: $6.89/gal ▲▲
🚢 HORMUZ TRAFFIC: HALTED ⛔
🇮🇷 IRAN: "Just fishing nets, trust us" 🐟
💸 YOUR MORTGAGE: SCREWED ▲▲▲
🐪 SAUDI ARABIA: Buying yacht #47 ▲
🛡️ 5TH FLEET: SWEATING
🏦 OPEC: "Very concerned" 😂
🥺 RESERVES: Already empty lol
